Resort

Day 1
"Your skin looks terrible!"
Day 2
"What kind of style you are in today?"

with two major bad comments given by you
i know we are bff...
we are way over the fuck buddy stage
sex comes cheap these days
and we aint cheap
no no...
we are resort friends
each other
last resort...
hey
if we are both very single during new years eve
we should date each other
oh
but wait a minute
we dont do new years eve
why not?
'cos we dont do cliche
we hate the expected
we do things just to surprise ourselves